Five Ways to make sure no one ever visits your site
You don’t want visitors to your site? This is actually quite the opposite of what most people want, but if that is what you aspire, follow this and if you want visitors, don’t ever follow this, so use this according to what you want.
1. Want to frustrate the readers?? That is easily done; all you have to do is place the content, some or all if possible in small windows placed on the corner of your site. The annoyance value lies in having to browse those windows and the actual space is used up in displaying useless information. The window also thus cannot be resized and the reader cannot make his reading more efficient. Also the font size doesn’t not matter here, as any size will be considered to be too small to read by the average visitor.
2. One of the most effective ways to annoy a visitor to your site is to disable the right click menu of the browser so that they cannot access the many functions that make it convenient.
3. Play background music that is the tops, play the most horrible tracks, or any tracks for that matter as no one likes or dislikes the same music. The music also should be looped so that there is no relent from it at all. Use the entire site for different styles of music and see them scurry away.
4. The easy way to make sure that your site loses authenticity is when you make every link in your site open in a new window to do this just put a target=”_blank” to all the links. This is the best way to annoy as all the links will open in new windows.
5. Stuff the site with as many as possible pop up windows. Pop their patience with the continuous popping up of windows evertime they come and everytime they leave the site.
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